爆笑的英文笑话简短带翻译（五篇）

英语爆笑短笑话带翻译篇一

如何不被查酒驾 How was found drunk driving

Dear miss know-it-all, how can it go out for an evening of drinking and not tick getting a DUI?

亲爱的百事通，你知道怎么在晚上喝酒还不属于酒后驾车吗?

Go to a ballpark.

去棒球场。

英语爆笑短笑话带翻译篇二

A Materialistic Lawyer 唯物主义的律师

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,

有一位律师打开他的 BMW 座车车门，

when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.

当时刚好有一辆车子突然驶来撞上车门，而且把它完全给扯了下来。

When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage tohis Pcious BMW.

当警察到达现场的时候，这名律师正在对他的昂贵BMW座车所受到的损害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他满腹牢骚的向警察嘀咕说：

"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.

“警官，你瞧瞧他们对我的 BMW所干的好事啦!”

"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,

这名警官却回嘴说，“ 你们这些律师实在太唯物主义了，你真让我觉得恶心!”

"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm wasripped off!!!"

“你竟然这么担心你一的笨BMW车子，却没注意到你的左手臂被扯断了”

"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm oncewas,"Where's my Rolex?!"

这名律师最后注意到流着血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之处，他回答说：“哦，我的天哪!我的劳动士手表在哪里呀?”

英语爆笑短笑话带翻译篇三

Beef Sandwich 牛肉三明治

A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.

有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜台旁选了一个位置。

"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.

他点餐时说：“给我来个腌牛肉三明治。”

"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it,like our midnight Special."

"菜单上没有腌牛肉三 明治，但是我可以给你一个里面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我们的午夜特餐。”

"What's a Midnight Special?"

“午夜特餐是什么?”

"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle andmayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."

“有三层，里面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香肠、蕃茄、莴苣、洋葱、腌泡菜，还有美乃滋的三层烤葡萄干面包。…

"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it tome on a plate?"

"你可不可以在两片白面包中间只放一片腌牛肉，装在一个盘子上端给我吃?”

"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,

“哦，当然可以。啦!”接着他就转向制作三明治的人，

he sang out:"One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold thetongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin breadwhite,untoasted!"

大声喊出：“一个午夜特餐。把它做一层就好，里面不要加牛着、熏香肠、蕃茄、莴苣、洋葱、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄干面包做成白面包，不要烤!”

英语爆笑短笑话带翻译篇四

接听熨斗 Answer the Iron

A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

有一个人走进他的办公室，他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。

The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

老板说：“你的耳朵怎么啦?”

He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

他说：“昨天电话响的时候，我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。

The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

老板说：“ 嗯，好吧，那解释了一个耳朵，可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”

He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

他说：“嗯，哎呀!我得打电给医生嘛!”

英语爆笑短笑话带翻译篇五

一场特殊的足球比赛

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher."Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。